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Monday, Sept. 20, 2004 - 2:32 P.M. Greeting cards. Man, there are some choices out there now, aren�t there? As little as 10 years ago, you pretty much just had your standard happy birthday to immediate family, aunt, uncle, grandmother, and grandfather along with graduation, wedding and sympathy fare. Now though. NOW you have lots to choose from. A card for �Cinco de Mayo�? Yes, they have that. A �Congratulations On Your New Job� card? Yep. A �Back To School� card? Yes (and don�t you just know that card is a hit with the kids). A card for your �Adoptive Parent�? Sure. A card for your �Birth Mother�? Of course. A card for your �Donor Dad�? Yes, sir. A card for your friend�s dog who just got neutered? Uh huh. A card for your Step-Aunt�s Cousin�s Bar Mitzvah? Yes, it�s true. Would I lie to you? Many years ago I enrolled in a creative writing class. One of our assignments was to do greeting cards you had never seen. They were supposed to be funny and nothing (as you will see) was off-limits. They were also to be complete with illustrations. I found my attempts this weekend and, frankly, I�m confused as to why the greeting card companies weren�t beating my door down. I�ll spare you the drawings though. I am not an artist. Stick figures with ginormous heads should be left to the likes of Tiffani-Amber Thiessen. Let�s: My Darling Dearest, or
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