Wednesday, Mar. 16, 2005 - 3:32 P.M.

I do most of my entries at work due to the fact that work sucks. And also, I cannot think in my house. It�s too noisy and there are too many distractions. Namely my 51� way cool hi-def television, my bed and the splendiferous pantry-o-snacks. Likewise, any surfing of the Internet is done at work due to the fact that, again, work sucks and, in addition to the distractions at my house, my laptop requires actual work to get set-up and, well, t.v./bed/snacks, remember?

Besides the obvious reason work is not the place to do entries and surf, there was another, more consequential reason. I mean sure, you�ve got everything all ready to go right there in front of you, a relatively comfortable office chair, adequate lighting and plenty of desk space on which to sprawl. What you don�t have is a good computer or monitor. And by �you� I mean �me.�

The computer I used to have was built sometime around 1410 A.D. apparently with some twine and candles and actual running mice and whatever else the 1410 A.D.-ian�s had laying around. The monitor was even older and further built of less substantial matter. When this monitor rolled off the assembly line I believe the Statue of Liberty was in pigtails and the Dead Sea was just sick. As a result, though I loved writing the entries and posting them and really, really loved reading other�s entries, I never appreciated add-ins or graphics or actual, y�know, colors because I could not see or discern them. I had no idea what I was missing out on.

I didn�t know for instance that the ship on poolagirl�s site moves or that her �mad puppy� is so darn cute. It appearing as it did to me as a fuzzy, colorless, somewhat dog-shaped blob. Or that the contrasting color on sock-girlie�s site was red. I had wondered about her (and hissandtell�s) choice of black and salmon as a color scheme. Or that blofeld�s site contained any colors besides black, blacker and more black. Or how pretty the flowers were on my good friend tothefloor�s site. She probably doesn�t know either since she has the same antiquated monitor I used to have. Or that dinky-creek�s site is so colorful. Or that, what appeared to me to be an odd-toothed comb on dangerspouse�s site was actually piano keys. And don�t even get me started on the wondrous colors of gumphood�s site. The fug choices of (celebrities? you decide) are even fuglier!

I know it seems a small thing but now that I know/see these things�WOW. I�ve been having so much fun! It�s like I�m rediscovering everything! All things are new, clean and untouched by the malevolence that is crappy monitors. I feel reborn! Okay, not reborn, but at least rejuvenated in my love for DiaryLand and all things Web related. And, let�s get to what�s really important and what this entry is all about, shall we?

Porn looks so awesome now.

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