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Comments:
Andy - 2005-03-22 10:28:07
I understand. My D-land name was supposed to be Pig fucker, but it was already taken. Good thing too, because I didn't know Pig Fucker could be mistaken as "someone who copulates with pigs". I chose it, because that's what my grandma use to call me.
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HOGZILLA - 2005-03-22 10:50:31
IT IS NEVER WRONG TO THINK ABOUT ME AS FOOD SINCE I SHALL FEED 1000 AND THE 1000 BEFORE ME AND THE 1000 AFTER ME SHALL FEAST ON THE 1000.
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elle-emme - 2005-03-22 12:33:50
hee, "asking after me." we are so southern.
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chocolate chaos - 2005-03-22 15:24:43
lmao @ andy... and my yahoo name also has a double meaning, one i didnt realize until i started getting ims from black women... which is why i put a pic on my yahoo profile....
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hissandtell - 2005-03-22 16:34:09
Well, yes, I can see that someone might not know that "purple cigar" is a euphemism for "big hard throbbing penis" (actually, I can't, but I appreciate that some people live under even deeper rocks than I at times), but what I can't understand is why you wanted to include "32 balloons" in your name. I presume this is a reference to your spectacular pneumatic pumped-up bosoms (or "funbags", "juggs", "jubblies", "melons", "norks", "bigguns" "Jigglers", "kazungas", "chest puppies", "wowzees" etc) - but why do you need so many of them? Even sows have only between 12 and 18 teats, I believe; so trust me, you could feed an awful lot of piglets with 32 of 'em. Or is a nod to prophylactics? And if it's the latter, what colour (or flavour, or texture) are they? Please explain. Love, R xxx
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hissandtell - 2005-03-22 16:34:56
Well, yes, I can see that someone might not know that "purple cigar" is a euphemism for "big hard throbbing penis" (actually, I can't, but I appreciate that some people live under even deeper rocks than I at times), but what I can't understand is why you wanted to include "32 balloons" in your name. I presume this is a reference to your spectacular pneumatic pumped-up bosoms (or "funbags", "juggs", "jubblies", "melons", "norks", "bigguns" "Jigglers", "kazungas", "chest puppies", "wowzees" etc) - but why do you need so many of them? Even sows have only between 12 and 18 teats, I believe; so trust me, you could feed an awful lot of piglets with 32 of 'em. Or is a nod to prophylactics? And if it's the latter, what colour (or flavour, or texture) are they? Please explain. Love, R xxx
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hissagain - 2005-03-22 16:37:15
Bloody Diaryland bloody slow-to-load comments thingies sux dead dogs' dicks.
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GoingLoopy - 2005-03-22 16:43:54
See, I didn't worry that much about picking my "handle", because I've had it for ages. And it does (sorta) have a double meaning, but I like both of them....but now I wish I had one that could be misinterpreted as porn, and I'm all worried that my profile isn't cool enough, and...sigh. ;)
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purplecigar - 2005-03-22 17:05:59
Yeah, so I left part of the entry out because, well, clearly I am stupid...The "Thirty-Two Balloons and a Purple Cigar" name had no significance whatsoever either. And, as for it referring to my "spectacular pneumatic pumped-up bosoms" et al, don't get me wrong, they ARE INDEED spectacular, but they are neither a size 32 nor are they, and this is where it gets very sad, pneumatic. Now, I DO wish they were detachable, that way I could just leave them with my husband and go on about my day. Detachable breasts would ROCK. Think about having a breast exam or a mammogram! You could just hold those puppies right on out there. You wouldn't even have to be in the room! You could ship them ahead!
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Poolagirl - 2005-03-22 17:27:07
Wow! I never knew the significance of your name. Purple throbbing penis = Sharon (Karen?) How fun!
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ThrobbingPenisHole - 2005-03-22 22:43:24
Shit lady, I really HAVE always wondered, but felt too embarassed to ask...
you know, since I thought you were a porn star and all.
I'm pretty sure JuddHole can be used as a euphamism for the 'zact same thing, because I'm getting called a "great, big, dick" all the damn time.
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Clarity - 2005-03-23 06:02:45
I like your name, it's more creative than mine. Name + Age. Woohoo. Speaking of names, when I was a bartender my co-workers started calling me "Chaa Chaa" (??) which doesn't even RHYME with Clarity. So consider yourself lucky:)
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Gump Clit - 2005-03-23 09:53:27
I honestly thought it was and still do now. You are a one eye'd monster.
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