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hissandtell - 2005-04-19 17:40:55
I bet a blue whale would be able to lick its elbow. Somehow it just doesn't seem fair that megafleshy, movable, muscular organs should be wasted on marine mammals. Love, R xxx
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Elizabeth - 2005-04-19 18:12:05
A giraffe can lick it's own ear. I spent 3 hours at Barnes & Noble last night reading "That Book...of Perfectly Useless Information". I mean, uh I did something way cooler I just already knew that.
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Bucket - 2005-04-20 03:47:08
I don't WANT to lick my own ELBOW for god sake!! Being single for so damn long I sit in envy as my dog licks EVERY part of her body....oh so sick but such envy comes over me, lol. Perhaps I should consider deep sea diving and hanging out with the blue whales however. Could work, eh? Regarding the cast iron tubs in the yards- just be thankful they don't have Virgin Mary statues in them. There should be a law made against that,as it is amazing how many tubs and virgin Mary's you see in Iowa yards. Now they are even building special cases that attach and are PART of the front of the house for these displays. Perhaps that is why I don't go there more often.
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Andy - 2005-04-20 09:05:00
A whale's penis is called a dork.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
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Gumphood - 2005-04-20 09:07:35
Andy's penis is also called a dork.
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sockgirlie - 2005-04-20 10:41:22
Yes, I just sat here and tried to lick my elbow.
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BigPimpinMBA - 2005-04-22 10:15:30
Shit. Even though I've tried it before without success, I just had to try to lick my elbow once again. I suck.
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BigPimpinMBA - 2005-04-22 10:29:57
I bet a midget could lick their elbow. They have really short arms with normal size heads. I'm betting that guy that Ferrell kept calling an Elf could do it. Or the Gene Simmons from Kiss.
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Clarity - 2005-04-22 12:15:29
That was really interesting.. and you know, I thought to myself. "Well, I can lick my elbow..". Well, it turns out I can't. lol.
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