Comments:

Andria - 2005-06-08 16:39:53
Now I feel like a real dork for having that gold-plated vagina hanging from the rear-view mirror of my car. I thought I was being totally cool. Dammit.
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Elizabeth - 2005-06-08 17:02:25
Yes but if he did have a larger replica of his own scrotum made what does it mean? Is it some kind of mating ritual between truck drivers? Does it show off his dominance to all the other drivers. Oh shit don't fuck with that guy look at his scrotum. I wish I had a picture of it.
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Poolagirl - 2005-06-08 17:36:39
That is one of the funniest things I have ever read in my entire life!
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Lauren - 2005-06-08 18:22:47
I thought everyone had a good luck scrotum hanging off the car somewhere?
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Bill - 2005-06-08 18:57:28
I had a friend (who was gender confused) who had silver replicas of his scrotum on his backdoor (to his house) and used it as knockers.

Okay, none of that is true. But wouldn't it be funny if it was? No? Nevermind then.
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NoGoodDaddy - 2005-06-08 19:10:54
http://www.bumpernuts.com/

nuff said
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hissandtell - 2005-06-08 19:13:57
Hey, I bought some of those for my husband for his birthday! (Well, for his truck I mean; he already has his own, [trust me - I've seen them].) Check out http://www.bumpernuts.com/ - and you just stop being mean about truckies and their compulsion to "Promote the Scrote"(tm) this very minute, missy. Love, R xxx
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elle-emme - 2005-06-08 20:02:22
yes, many uses of the word "scrotum" - sadly, you didn't use the word "smegma" once.
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NiceGuyMike - 2005-06-08 21:39:42
I'm not so sure your entry would have been enhanced with the use of smegma.
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BigPimpinMBA - 2005-06-09 09:12:56
I have the loveliest scrotum in all the lands. I often catch women who have seen it cruising slowly by my house late at night, just hoping for a glimpse of the "One with the beautiful Scrote".

You know what was in the box at the end of Pulp Fiction? My Scrote.
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Gumphood - 2005-06-09 09:47:44
I dip my scrotum in honey to make it more appealing. It doesn't work, and makes my pants messy. I'm just kidding. ... kinda. Its BBQ sauce.
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Andy - 2005-06-09 10:00:36
Huh. I just wish I had a nickle every time someone complemented me on my scrotum. Although it does get old after a while. And sometimes I think woman are only talking to me because of my Scrotum. It's degrading.

Many, many times when talking to a woman, I'll notice her staring at my scrotum and I'll have to say "EXCUSE ME! My eyes are up here! Hello! Stop staring at my Scrotum please!"
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Andy - 2005-06-09 10:07:52
Gump...I don't think I can ever eat chicken McNuggets again after reading your comment. Please don tell me you also use a "Honey-Mustard" sauce as well.
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sarkasmo - 2005-06-10 21:45:18
Aw, nuts. All the good comments have already been made.
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