Comments:

chocolate chaos - 2005-07-20 16:30:48
six speeds and a hands-free remote?? wow!!!!
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Gumphood - 2005-07-20 16:31:23
The Job interview was also a try out for Hustler's Barely 18 magazine. So basically you screw the photographer, and get the job.
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elle-emme - 2005-07-20 16:41:02
You know what surprised me the most about that store? More than the sky high prices and the 19-year-old carding me? The Caf�.
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Blue Meany - 2005-07-20 16:46:43
Awesome! Now I know where I can go to ask about my financially-draining obsession with dwarf-on-girl-on-llama por--whoops.
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NiceGuyMike - 2005-07-20 20:48:22
Having worked part-time at a couple of porn stores, my interview boiled down to: Are you a judgmental person? What hours can you work? Do you think you'd steal from us? Other than the exotic merchandise, it's really like every other retail job.
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awittykitty - 2005-07-20 23:49:32
I know they have demonstrators in grocery stores. Like old ladies who give you cheese on tooth picks. Do they have demonstrators in sex stores? Just wondering.
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BigPimpinMBA - 2005-07-21 08:56:19
The interview starts and ends with: "How would you feel if you saw five midgets banging and epileptic grandma, who turned around and took a dump on their chests when they were done?" Only a true, good, porn-store employee knows the correct answer to that question and that answer is: Volume 8 or Volume 10?
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Andy - 2005-07-21 14:27:01
Larry Flynt was a a child hood heroe of mine. Not the whole getting shot and ending up in a wheelchair gimp thing, but you know the whole I screw bimbos and make millions of dollars thing.
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sarkasmo - 2005-07-21 20:37:37
Larry Flynt's come a long way from the seedy, dark hustler store in downtown cincinnati (that, thank you simon leis, has been closed for years). You can get no porn in Cincinnati (or else you have to look very hard for it). You have to go out to Butler county, and there's the hollywood hustler store at the monroe exit. Right next to the strip club that is also not in cincinnati.
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Andy - 2005-07-26 13:10:20
Al Goldstien of Screw! magazine, now there's a sad story.

Goldstein made Flnyt look like a saint.
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andclint - 2005-08-03 23:59:03
SigOt and I made it in there. We didn't buy anything - we just weren't into it. We discussed this on the way to our car and determined that apparently our sexlife did not requore such toys, devices, videos, etc. Although, we were amused by the fact that the car parked next to ours not only had a pornographic sticker on BOTH sides of the REAR windows, but there was also a carseat in the car as well. Nice.
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