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awittykitty - 2005-10-03 19:57:58
there is a woman in our office who has a huge contraption on her leg which I guess is a modern day cast and I've been absolutely dying to ask her WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED???? But she looks fairly miserable hobbling around and seems a bit cranky, so for now I'm just creating my own stories like "...injured while doing a practice luge run", "slipped on yogurt at the health food store", "high dive injury". Anyways, here's to a speedy recovery!
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Meany - 2005-10-03 20:22:03
I think you should just hobble across the street after them when they evade you, and then kick them in the shins with your good leg. Bastards. You don't owe those fuckers an explanation! (Also, I'm just a huge fan of kicking people who piss me off. No big thang.)
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Bucket - 2005-10-03 21:18:57
Wear it proud and take advantage of the niceties that will come your way...like getting allowed the front space in a line you may be waiting in, doors opened for ya, and all kinds of other things. As for the stories that may come your way....add to your own and chuckle along with them!! "Oh yes...this brace is only the beginning!! I've actually been a carrier of an extra-terrestrial being in my knee for the past 10 years unbeknownst to me. The docs tried to dissect it, but in opening up their captive hide-away the being jumped out and killed the doc! So he's still in there...I'm doomed for life! He continues to experiment on me with each step I take, and well, oh my, I just know he's going to work his upwards on me soon!!!" Then just let them think what they want to! Hell, they may just leave ya alone, which can be good!!
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Gumphood - 2005-10-04 13:17:52
As a person who has had lots of breaks and banages, the more they see, the more its real to them. Yet the most painful was the kidney stones, but then they saw me fall down at work.
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