Friday, Feb. 17, 2006 - You Give Me Fervor
Thursday, Jan. 26, 2006 - Revamped Sex Camp
Tuesday, Jan. 10, 2006 - I'm Not Dead
Tuesday, Nov. 29, 2005 - Ebert And Roeper? Watch Your Backs.
Monday, Nov. 07, 2005 - Coffee? Tea? Map?
Wednesday, Oct. 12, 2005 - Plumb Crazy
Thursday, Oct. 06, 2005 - Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
Monday, Oct. 03, 2005 - It Is Better To Die On Your Feet Than To Live On Your Knees
Tuesday, Sept. 20, 2005 - Two Great Things That Paste Great Together
Wednesday, Sept. 14, 2005 - Oh! Calcutta
Tuesday, Sept. 06, 2005 - It Ain't Easy Being Cheesy
Tuesday, Aug. 09, 2005 - What's A Motto With You?
Tuesday, Aug. 02, 2005 - The Purchaser Is Mightier Than The Pen
Wednesday, Jul. 27, 2005 - Shoe On A Wire
Wednesday, Jul. 20, 2005 - Hollywood Hustle
Monday, Jul. 11, 2005 - Tag: I'm It
Tuesday, Jun. 28, 2005 - Billy The Kid
Wednesday, Jun. 08, 2005 - Got A Brand New High-Speed Modem And A Silver Plated Scrotum
Tuesday, May. 31, 2005 - An Entry In The Key Of djjkdfj
Tuesday, May. 24, 2005 - On Writing And The Creeps
Wednesday, May. 18, 2005 - Ginormous Just Didn�t Cut It
Monday, May. 09, 2005 - Help Me
Thursday, Apr. 28, 2005 - It Ain�t Me, I�m Not The Fortunate One
Friday, Apr. 22, 2005 - They Sell What?!
Tuesday, Apr. 19, 2005 - Balderdash
Friday, Apr. 15, 2005 - Self-Righteous, Party Of One
Tuesday, Apr. 12, 2005 - Not To Sleep, Perchance To Sweep
Friday, Apr. 08, 2005 - Hairy Leprechauns
Tuesday, Apr. 05, 2005 - Surely Target Doesn�t Want This On Their Shelves
Thursday, Mar. 24, 2005 - They Shoot Lame Horses Don't They?
Tuesday, Mar. 22, 2005 - The Name Game
Wednesday, Mar. 16, 2005 - I (Heart) My New Monitor, Here�s Why
Thursday, Mar. 10, 2005 - A Small Utter About Peanut Butter
Monday, Mar. 07, 2005 - Dirty Deeds Done In The Dirt
Wednesday, Mar. 02, 2005 - Reading, Writing and Wounded
Monday, Feb. 28, 2005 - Trouble Is Knocking At This Young Lady's Door
Wednesday, Feb. 23, 2005 - I Screen, You Screen, We All Screen For Pee Pee
Monday, Feb. 21, 2005 - Last Nerve? Being Plucked.
Tuesday, Feb. 15, 2005 - I Swear, I Do Know The Difference
Friday, Feb. 11, 2005 - Today�s Vocabulary Word Is�
Monday, Feb. 07, 2005 - Directions Schmections
Thursday, Feb. 03, 2005 - For The Kids In America
Monday, Jan. 31, 2005 - The Music Of My Hard Drive
Wednesday, Jan. 19, 2005 - At A Loss re: The Boss
Wednesday, Jan. 12, 2005 - My Cup Runneth Over
Thursday, Jan. 06, 2005 - Prison Beeyotch
Tuesday, Dec. 28, 2004 - I Know What I Can't Do
Friday, Dec. 17, 2004 - An Old Twist On An Old Favorite
Tuesday, Dec. 07, 2004 - Virtual Insanity
Wednesday, Dec. 01, 2004 - You Picked A Fine Time To Leave Me, Ideas
Monday, Nov. 29, 2004 - Gobble Gobble Toil And Squabble
Tuesday, Nov. 23, 2004 - You Wanna See My Googles?
Friday, Nov. 19, 2004 - How �Bout We Just Have Baloney And Call It A Night?
Tuesday, Nov. 16, 2004 - Chimi�s, Blow, Really Great People and Bon Jovi
Friday, Nov. 12, 2004 - In Pursuit Of Trivia�And History
Tuesday, Nov. 09, 2004 - Condomnation
Friday, Nov. 05, 2004 - Ain't Too Proud To Beg
Wednesday, Nov. 03, 2004 - Maladies For M'Lady
Tuesday, Oct. 26, 2004 - If It's Free, We'll Eat It
Friday, Oct. 22, 2004 - Smells Like Clean Spirit
Tuesday, Oct. 19, 2004 - Make Mine A Musket
Wednesday, Oct. 13, 2004 - Germaphobe, Toilet For One
Friday, Oct. 08, 2004 - In Celebration Of October...
Tuesday, Oct. 05, 2004 - Little Person, Big Problem
Wednesday, Sept. 29, 2004 - Too Legit To Kit
Monday, Sept. 27, 2004 - Are You AIM-ing At Me?
Thursday, Sept. 23, 2004 - Here's A Hint: Sons
Wednesday, Sept. 22, 2004 - Bullyrag
Monday, Sept. 20, 2004 - Hallmark, Call Me!!
Friday, Sept. 17, 2004 - Oh, Ye Of The Young Blood and Hot Bods
Thursday, Sept. 16, 2004 - The Unbearable Writeness Of Being
Tuesday, Sept. 14, 2004 - Dicktion
Wednesday, Sept. 08, 2004 - Stupid Questions = Snarky Answers
Thursday, Sept. 02, 2004 - Mama Had A Rolling Stone
Friday, Aug. 27, 2004 - Meet Me At Sex Camp
Thursday, Aug. 26, 2004 - Oil Be Seeing You
Monday, Aug. 23, 2004 - The Hands, Y'all. The Hands!
Friday, Aug. 20, 2004 - Seriously, I Should Get To Work
Tuesday, Aug. 17, 2004 - Apparently, Jesus Really Wants Me To Have This Lampshade
Thursday, Aug. 12, 2004 - It's Pretty Much All Bad. No, Really.
Wednesday, Aug. 04, 2004 - Again With The Haphazard Ramblings
Monday, Aug. 02, 2004 - Let The Sucking-Up Begin
Thursday, Jul. 29, 2004 - Whiny Pot, Table For One
Monday, Jul. 26, 2004 - What I Learned On My Summer Vacation
Friday, Jul. 16, 2004 - Facts Not Fiction
Wednesday, Jul. 14, 2004 - A Break For Mourning
Friday, Jul. 09, 2004 - "Outside!" What the...
Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2004 - The Soundtrack Of My Life
Friday, Jul. 02, 2004 - Like It Or Not, Here I Am
Tuesday, Jun. 29, 2004 - Shit And Get Off The Pot
Friday, Jun. 25, 2004 - Mickey Rourke, You Devil!
Wednesday, Jun. 23, 2004 - The Case Of The Missing Panties
Monday, Jun. 21, 2004 - An Amelia Bedelia Of My Very Own
Wednesday, Jun. 16, 2004 - Cars For All The Boys And Girls
Monday, Jun. 14, 2004 - A Life Lesson Learned
Thursday, Jun. 10, 2004 - Mock n� Roll
Monday, Jun. 07, 2004 - I Am Responsible For All Manner Of Things. I Know You're Jealous.
Friday, Jun. 04, 2004 - Like, Read It. It's Radical.
Wednesday, Jun. 02, 2004 - If You Ask Me, I Might Help. Maybe.
Tuesday, Jun. 01, 2004 - Intended For Mature Audiences Only. Seriously. You�ve Been Warned.
Wednesday, May. 26, 2004 - I�m Beggin� You Please. Don�t Talk To Strangers
Monday, May. 24, 2004 - Anatomy Of An Entry
Thursday, May. 20, 2004 - I Remember...Not Much
Monday, May. 17, 2004 - Aw, Yeah!
Thursday, May. 13, 2004 - Miscellany And Your Nanny
Tuesday, May. 11, 2004 - Mr. Nick Berg. Remember Him And Countless Others.
Monday, May. 10, 2004 - Admiration And Complimentation
Wednesday, May. 05, 2004 - Do You Promise Not To Tell?
Monday, May. 03, 2004 - Lady, The Stork Did Not Leave That Baby Here
Friday, Apr. 30, 2004 - Smack Down At The Adultery Corral
Thursday, Apr. 29, 2004 - This Girl Has Done. It. All. Just Ask Her!
Tuesday, Apr. 27, 2004 - Q Ain't Got Nothin' On Me
Monday, Apr. 26, 2004 - If They've Got It-Ask To See It?
Friday, Apr. 23, 2004 - You Show Me Yours And I'll...Well...
Thursday, Apr. 22, 2004 - Penises, Breasts, Dogs, Leopards And Monkeys, Oh My!
Wednesday, Apr. 21, 2004 - It's Not The Length That Matters...
Monday, Apr. 19, 2004 - Reach Out And Smack Your Friendly Neighborhood Phone Representative
Tuesday, Apr. 13, 2004 - Read. Absorb. Repeat.
Monday, Apr. 12, 2004 - Raise Your Hand If You're Sure
Friday, Apr. 09, 2004 - Property Bedridden Create Savvy
Thursday, Apr. 08, 2004 - Mr. Man Is Going To Washington
Tuesday, Apr. 06, 2004 - I Wasn't Porn Yesterday
Monday, Apr. 05, 2004 - Karma, Karma, Karma Shit For Brains
Thursday, Apr. 01, 2004 - Rules of Engagement
Tuesday, Mar. 30, 2004 - The Devil and Miriam Webster
Monday, Mar. 29, 2004 - A Bug's Life
Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 - Thirteen And Life To Go
Friday, Mar. 19, 2004 - For My Pregnant Friends
Tuesday, Mar. 16, 2004 - I Never...Have You?
Wednesday, Mar. 10, 2004 - Teenage Wasteland
Saturday, Mar. 06, 2004 - Forced Friendships
Friday, Mar. 05, 2004 - Your Diary Your Friend
March 2, 2004 - Love Your Shoes And Your Shoes Will Love You
February, 25, 2004 - Bat Shit Crazy

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