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Tuesday, Sept. 20, 2005 - 4:39 P.M. There�s a new fashion craze in young Hollywood--chunky bangles and long, beaded necklaces. Not one to shirk-off a new trend, I went out this weekend and bought myself some chunky bangles and long, beaded necklaces. There are a couple of things that suck about this trend. To wit: 1] I used to have tons of bangles and long necklaces back when they used to be fashionable (which, I know, one could argue was never), but threw them all out because I figured that craze was never going to be seen again (like, jelly shoes and puffy shirts. What?); 2] the thing about chunky bangles is that you can�t really type or write or do anything that requires having your wrist flat to a surface; and, 3] the thing about long necklaces is that, if you are a girl (and last time I went potty, I was), the necklaces tend to lasso around one breast or the other making them loco noticeable. Like they're all, �Hi. Where I was a normal breast before and you may or may not have noticed me, now you have no choice but to check me out because I�m outlined in shimmering turquoise. Woot!� In summary, I�ve learned that if one is going to adopt this new trend, one must be a rich woman with no need to use one's hands and no delicacy whatsoever about, nay, embrace and covet one's breast being highlighted. Ergo one must be Paris Hilton.
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